MICHELLE'S & APRIL'S 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY (AS SOLD SEPARATELY)

LOLOLOL AT MY TITLE ^

Michelle's Advanced 21st Birthday Surprise Party @ Meralodge, Bukit Timah, 22nd March, Saturday

Actual Birthdate: 1st April, Tuesday (April Fools, that explains everything hahaha)

Pasmine was really sweet to plan a surprise birthday party for Michelle! Awww, bestfriends for the win really. And the rest of us were the preparation team!

I blew so many balloons omg my mouth tasted like pure rubber powder.

That April went to video me when I was such a balloon-blowing-loser, we laughed like mad I swear, like mad. I made this crazy farting sound from my mouth because of the friction between braces and rubber. LOLOL

Wilson Song! :) We go a long long long way back. Officer Song got talent with anything artistic and in this case, balloons. HAHAHA, HE WAS OUR SAVIOUR.

Throw back to 5 years ago, Officer Song did this for me:

He is so talented right heh heh!

Pasmine! :) "Eh don't film me I very aunty now" HAHA still pretty okay?

Her majestic art piece:

April and yours truly

Me, April and Heidy <3

So much for helping out, we were taking photos as if it's my birthday again. Lolol, at least I blew some balloons, not like April and Heidy please. Sit there look pretty only. HAHAHA

Yan Jiang! :) My partner in crime that day! Thank god never wait for him to mount on braces please, from secondary school until now he still haven't fixed appointment yet and I'm like left with 3 more months to dismounting?

Michelle, your full prop team :)

More balloons done by Officer Song!

I swear Wilson has a flair for blowing balloons. His one breath can blow 3 segments out!!! Not easy at all I swear. Yan Jiang and I were super pathetic, one cannot tie the balloon, one cannot blow the segments. HAHA.

I look hot from the back right? Haha *shy* just kidding uh, aunty Yong..

See! I helped out okay! Hahaha so glam I cannot even.

Tadah, Wilson's masterpiece. Looks abit like Malay wedding the decor right. HAHA AIYAH WILSON IS HALF MALAY ANYWAY LOL.

April <3 (Don't complain you never appear on my blog k. Haha next whole post is all about your birthday. TSK)

Heidy <3 (Currently I meet her so freaking often it's like more than anyone else, what has UOL done to us?!)

AND THE FOOD CAME. MAMAMIA. Oh for those of you who don't know, I ONLY eat Hawaiian.

While waiting for the birthday girl to come (Pasmine left to pick her), we decided to camwhore a little! :)

The Birthday Girl's Arrival (Was Fucking Epic)

Pardon her hair, my dear Michelle is enlisting as a police woman on Monday so yes, Madam!

Her entrance was so fucking epic:

Oblivious Michelle: "Eh fuck you all lah, what you all doing here, you all just go and die lah, wahlao force me wear dress, cab what cab, my shoe bag still here, weather so hot, *points to the guys* you all say you all eating go and die lah, *points to the girls* you say you all studying go and die lah, what you all doing here, CHEEBYE."

Me: "Surprise? Hahaha Happy Birthday bitch." *hugs*

Michelle: "Huh, what birthday?"

Us: "Your birthday lah wtf. If not?"

Michelle: "Ohhhhhhhhhh."

HAHAHA THAT BIMBO. FINALLY SHE SMILED AND WAS HAPPY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

Nom nom nom

I looked at Yan Jiang, it's time to take the cake! :)

Background story about the birthday cake.. Our birthday girl is such a pain in the ass, she doesn't eat cakes. So dear Pasmine had to tell Clarice to buy Haagen Dazs ice cream cake from freaking Hougang to Bukit Timah. And be use the dry ice was "melting" and we didn't have freezer, Wilson, Yang Jiang and I had to find a freezer to store the cake.

Guess what? We ended up knocking on the doors of residences living in that condo. Confirm because I pretty, we has 2 different units opening their doors. Coincidentally or not, both are males. So confirm it's because I'm pretty please. Hahaha

First unit-

Me: "Hi, sorry to bother you but we're at the function room just down the hall. We have an ice cream cake and we need a freezer badly, could we borrow your freezer space please?"

Male Owner: "When do you need it because I'm leaving for lunch."

Damn..

Second unit after knocking on many units-

Me: (repeats same story)

Super uper duper nice Male Owner: "Sure sure but I do not have space in the freezer, will the normal refrigeration do?"

Us: "OMG yes please thank you thank you, we'll be back in about 2 hours."

Wilson went in to put the cake and when he came out, he said the owner removed everything from his freezer like mooncakes and all just to squeeze in our cake. NICE OR WHAT? Faith in humanity restored there and then.

Collection of our cake was madness I swear. Yan Jiang and I went back to the unit but nobody answered. We knocked, banged the door but I think he fell asleep. We went downstairs to take a look at his balcony but he wasn't there either. Then we went back up and rang the door bell like cray cray and after a good 15 mins, he opened the door. I swear the owner was damn sweet because he apologised. Are you kidding me? We were the ones who should be apologizing for being so troublesome and infringing on his privacy.

The ice cream cake was slanted but ohwell at least it wasn't completely melted because it could have totally been that way.

We lighted the candles and the stupid birthday girl had to spoil her own surprise. Hahaha nonetheless we sang her the birthday song and pictures time!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE! <3

Oh her parents came too! Haha surprise surprise! They left home like 5mins after she did, hahaha.

Smile! :)

YAY. Time to eat the ice cream cake!

I have never eaten a birthday cake with so much 'feel' before hahaha everybody was like scooping ice cream and eating directly from it! Omg it was freaking orgasm in our mouths.

And then we played games haha so kiddish I like. Technically it is an advanced celebration so she can still afford to be young and have some fun.

Musical Chairs and Charades

Everybody kept saying I violent, so I kept my hands to myself *sobs sobs*

I lasted until top 3 and I didn't win cause I gave the birthday girl a chance to squeeze with her scandal, hahaha I literally ran away when the music stopped LOLOL.

Too many. Too. Many. Unglam. Shots.

Photo-taking Time

Birthday girl <3

She say take photo with me will look fat, so I solved her problem! :) Then everyone was like OMG yah it works, heh heh duh Sarah to the rescue!

My favourite clique! <3

I thought she cried, thought.

Groupshots:

First one super fail haha

 

Ah lian self timer for the win hahaha, thank you Pasmine! <3

I love you, Madam Lim. <3

What April, Heidy and I bought for Michelle. I think I've got pretty good taste, just saying.. :) It turned out that stupid woman loved the Bvlgari box (meant as a facade only) out of all the presents we bought her. Next year birthday buy her boxes only k. LOL

Dear, don't forget we still owe you a birthday meal. Hope you're doing well in camp, jiayou police woman! <3

April's Advanced 21st Birthday Party @ Orchid Country Club, 29th March, Saturday

Actual Birthdate: 2nd April, Wednesday

Theme: Monochrome

My face for the day hahaha so not 21 please, stop saying I look old all you mean people. TSK

Love the decor!

OMG the variety of foood *thumbs up*

Birthday girl, April Tam <3

Me, Michelle, April, Xue Li and Heidy <3

I was her "professional" Polaroid camera woman, but see when a non profession take when it's my turn.. EEYER, HEIDY LAH. HAHAHA

Please uh, don't even look like her. She used to be so cute (what happened LOL), confirm adopted one hahaha. Kidding kidding love love.

Her guestbook so nice! But ahem of course mine nicer thanks. LOLOLOL.

Oh HAHAHAHA featuring my hand model Heidy Yeo ah Yeo the youngest of my clique. Wth when she just turned 20 not too long ago we all turned 21 already. Confirm confirm she's a gift from valentines because if you do the math, well she's November baby uh!

We were playing Black Jack while waiting for the other guests to come, haha what the shit 10 cents also can play until so fun I swear we really damn lame.

Birthday cake (was damn sweet by the way)

My dear girl turning 21 soon, so fast all grown up already :'(

(Bimbos) were the last clique to take photo haha don't judge k.

A total of 21 guests excluding birthday girl, of which so many were secondary school friends!

While waiting for the birthday girl to distribute the cake, 'but first, let us take a selfie' LOLOL.

I'm sorry but can I just bring your attention to Michelle's cute face on the 5th picture. HAHAHA

Our compulsory ah lian shots.

My police woman book out lo! Haha but she damn irritating whole night ask people to sign on, enlist. LOL. Love her to the max uh. <3

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See! I put my unglam face too okay, but please lah pretty girl is forever pretty uh. HAHA. *thick skin* *flips hair*

My favourite people in the whole wide world :)

Hong Yuan looks like Matt (one of my friends from poly) just saying..

Navy blue for braces this month! Bed shots make you look fat, hahaha so yeah it's not our fault k.

The present Heidy, Michelle and I bought for April. Okay lah she wanted it but the rest keep saying it's ugly. Haha they damn idiot. I think it's not bad, but not for me.

Overall, I'm really starting to love birthday parties. You get to catch up with familiar faces (even if you have never talked to them in school before, or you were once close but people drift apart and all) just because they are there as friends of the birthday boy/girl! It's like a mini reunion if you get what I mean. :)

Also, I love how even if I'm the joke at times, okay fine most of the time, I get to see my friends laugh. Especially at parties if the atmosphere is dying or what, I totally pride myself for being the life/ source of light (LOL). I'm glad I brought joy to many in my life, love you all. X

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"Emotional torture - a slow, painful death of a relationship, and the worst way to go.

Maybe the most painful part is watching the person you love fall out of love with you. Their grip has loosened, and their eyes have fallen short of the vision you co-created. They no longer laugh at your jokes, ask you about your day, or hold you. They haven’t said “I love you” in so long, and haven’t meant it even longer. They’re too captivated by a silhouette of prospect with a new female friend. (A friend who has met you many times.) You catch their flirty glimpses, and confirm your suspensions with text messages and call logs. You see his name appearing on her social media, pretty much more often than in yours. You can steadily sense that you’re being etched into a memory that they will rarely recall. They’re leaping, face forward, into another person’s embrace.

And so you try. You try and you fight because someone once told you love conquers all. Because you’re so deluded in that lucid dream you both created that you will rub your hands bare to the bone trying to recreate a spark. But she put out the fire months ago.

The soul-crushing thought isn’t the thought of them fucking, it’s the thought of him telling her intimate stories about his childhood. Telling her inside jokes. Telling her she’s beautiful, and meaning it. The bitch of it all is that it’s both unjust yet inevitable. Because whether you’re 16, 23, or 45, you will meet someone, and lose them to someone else. They mean no harm, (though they damn sure inflict it), but they must follow their heart despite bruising yours in the process. Because for better or worse, love is not logical, it’s emotional. And his affections have been redirected to someone he has more in common with, with someone who is closer to him in proximity, with someone who is relentless in her pursuit to get him.

So you surrender. Because it’s become more exquisitely painful to watch him lie to you about their relationship and to feel yourself fighting for something you know you can’t get back. (Maybe you never had it to begin with.) You let him go, but he was long gone. You start blaming people, but who can you really blame? For a while, you blame her. Who interferes with a relationship? Who hurdles over the boundaries of an opposite-sex friendship, and convinces a guy to leave you? Then you realize you don’t “convince” people to leave really. Perhaps he was lead, but he chose to follow her. Allured or completely conscious, he left… for her. And then you blame yourself. How could I stay for so long? How could I love the wrong person so deeply?

In all, you’ve lost a battle you didn’t even know you were fighting until you’ve already been defeated. It’s the worst way to go."

(Taken and edited from Thought Catalog)