Monday, 19 May 2014

My Infamous Grapes and Wine Analogy

Take it with a pinch of salt okay? Just for laughs, or maybe not. I was telling a cute friend of mine about this and thought hey I shall just post it!



Guys are like wine from Cold Storage and girls are like grapes from NTUC.

Let's say a girl picks you (wine - guy) up, puts you in the basket (relationships), heads toward the conveyor belt and decides not to check out (breakup).

The next girl comes along decides to have some wine. The cashier tells her that the wine has only been on the conveyor belt for 5 minutes. Will she buy it? She will. All she needs to do is chill the wine. A good wine is still a fine wine, and the older the better.

However, let's say a guy picks you (grapes - girl) up, puts you in the basket (relationships), heads toward the conveyor belt and decides not to check out (breakup).

The next guy comes along decides to have some grapes. The cashier tells him that the grapes have only been on the conveyor belt for 5 minutes. Will he buy it? He wouldn't. He will go back to the fruits section and choose a fresher box of grapes.

Isn't it the same in reality? Hahaha all jokes aside, I mean seriously. For women, our peak is really from 28-30 years old and hopefully our womb is still functioning that is. But for men, their peak is from 35-40 years old, their career has already taken off, possibly driving a car, a swinging bachelor maybe. Girls would be kissing their toes and crawling at their feet.

So technically, I have 7 more years before I turn into an old hag. HAHA

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