The Most Ridculous Thing Just Happened.

Like I'm not even exaggerating.

I alighted from the cab (with my mum tagging a good 10 steps behind) and walked towards the lift at our void deck.

Here's what I witnessed:

1. On my left, a guy went inside the lift and proceeded to second floor

2. On my right, a girl was at the letter box apparently on the phone with someone.

So I was just waiting for my mum to catch up when I overheard the girl's conversation in mandarin: "So fucking stupid, second floor also want take lift, like what the fuck, anyway letters a lot, wah fucking stupid la seriously blablabla." She went on and on and on.

In my mind I was thinking, what is your problem girl. Hahaha he cannot take the lift ah why must curse until like that, chill la he paid for the lift works too, just like all of us. He is entitled to what. So poor thing second floor then banned from taking the lift ah? Not like you run after the lift then he closed the door in your face what. I saw you taking your own sweet time at the letter box.

Then when my mum caught up, I told her very softly, don't share lift with this girl but I didn't explain why. My mother funny la asked me in an audible voice: "why don't share", and I said I'll tell her later.

When the girl entered the lift, I told her that the guy pressed second floor kena cursed until damn jialat, if we pressed third floor confirm kena from her in the lift too.

This whole time I was still laughing, I think I good mood that's why.

Came the epic part liao.

The lift stopped at 5th floor, 9th floor and 12th floor. LOL

Do you know what just happened not?!

SHE PLAYED WITH THE LIFT BUTTONS LEH HAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY.

She's like in her late twenties, but behaving like a delinquent.

My mum and I exchanged glances when we saw the lift going to higher floors and I started giggling.

Like what? LOL. We suspect she stayed at the 5th floor cause she wouldn't have pressed any buttons that might delay her journey up to her floor what right. Don't think she's THAT dumb la, if not self pawn. Hahaha

Bo bianz suck thumb, my mum and I just had to wait for the lift to come back to the first floor.

BUT IT WAS SO RIDICULOUS I WASN'T EVEN ANGRY LIKE OKAY I HOPE PLAYING WITH THE LIFT BUTTONS MADE YOU HAPPIER FOR GETTING BACK AT US FOR NOT SHARING LIFT WITH YOU BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA GET CURSED AT.

HAHAHAHAHA SINGAPOREANS LOLOLOL

If any I should be the one who flipped, I cabbed back cause I was so tired. I only slept for an hour and been up since 6.30am. For more than 16 hours in zombie mode. But really I thought it was so retarded I couldn't even be bothered to get angry.

This is just classic omg.