Thursday, 13 November 2014

Heidy's 21st Birthday Party

Wangz Hotel, Saturday, 1st November 2014

Actual day: 4th November, Tuesday

(Long overdue I know I know but even the birthday girl hasn't tagged photos so I guess I'm not the latest. HAHA)

The party was supposed to start much later but me being such a wonderful friend, helped the birthday girl collect her birthday cake and cupcakes like 5 hours before her party?!?!
Okay fine not just me, but with the help of Xue Li too. HAHAHAHAHA *claim credit only*

But eh Heidy really no give chance one I tell you. Here's how she informed me when I was at her house the night before, helping out with her banner and all:

Heidy: Tomorrow you need to wake up early.
Me: Why?
Heidy: Cause I need you to help me collect my birthday cake and cupcakes at 1pm.
Me: Ohkay..
Heidy: I know you confirm say yes so I already informed them. Hahaha
Me: Thanks uh, you signed me up for something I didn't even know.
Heidy: HAHA
Me: *abused and doing banner* HAHAHA KIDDING LA


TADAH NICE NOT?! Okay la actually all I did was sew them together but I accidentally poked my fingers :'( *sobs sobs*

Back to the day of the party:


Over this cake, our birthday girl cried. YAH CRIED. That stupid girl.

When Xue Li took a photo and sent to the group chat for QC, our dear Heidy was super disappointed. SHE CALLED ME AND STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW UGLY THE CAKE LOOKS BLABLABLA.

In the end, when I took the photo of the cake and sent to the group chat, she was like 'Okay what quite nice why XL's photo take until so ugly?' LOL

This cake gave everybody a heart attack I swear. Cause while cabbing to the hotel, the taxi jerked when parking and the entire cake shifted. Shifted. SHIFTED.

I panicked.

Some parts got squashed and I wanted to cry. In the end, Edmund (Heidy's boyfriend) and I managed to fix it back before the party started. HENG AH.

I swear I'm one of the craziest planners around.
(Please don't sue me okay Wangz hotel tolong tolong)


I brought April and Heidy for the hotel hopping months back when I still had braces. When we chose Wangz I knew we needed a wall to put the banner so..

On the actual day I just jumped on the couch and removed this big ass shit bird painting and everyone was like 'OMG SARAH WHATTHEFUCK!'


You shall peek at the guests peeing and shitting then. Stay.. Good bird. You are fucking heavy by the way.
Oh thank god nothing happened to the painting and I think Edmund mounted it back the next day.


Xue Li and I measuring the banner

We were like renovating the suite uh, carried the couch and pushed the chairs to make space for the main party/photo taking/cake cutting area.



This couple uh.. We were testing out the banner height.



Then Xue Li and I started decorating the guestbook. We were going crazy sticking names and stickers, flipping pages after pages. Wah cray cray.

More and more girls strolled in to help out. We decorated the mini dessert table:


Those are my trays from my birthday party hahaha this is called making full use okay.



Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas



Then comes my expertise. HAHA. I did the birthday girl's hair and make up. (I haven't done my make up yet so still barefaced k.) It was the second time because for Edmund's social night I helped beautify her too:


Social night


Birthday night

Same same turquoise dress but different and oh nicer eyebrows too cause I dragged her for threading the night before. HAHAHA


All White Birthday Party




April takes the nicest photos <3

When the balloons came:


That's where the bird painting was at first.. Just saying.. Hehe


So pretty la this girl *hugs and kisses*


Oh my girlfriends damn cb, 'Eh Heidy just turn 21, you turning 22 in three months time sia' fuck you all la hor hahaha really bring my Lian out uh.





My pathetic few photos with her because Edmund and I were the photographers that day. I'm always the Polaroid girl. We barely ate anything though.. *Making the birthday girl guilty now* HAHA okay la but she did a really long and sweet thank you speech and I was in it too <3

And my girlfriends:



April Tam






My favourite clique - Bimbos <3
I really have no idea who created that name but we pretty much fit the bill, hahahaha.



Another clique of girls from my secondary school. Remember Pasmine? She planned Michelle's 21st birthday party. Her face in the last photo must maintain LOL and there's Gladys, the pretty girl.



Talking about Michelle, I really miss this busy girl uh.. So proud of her for making it to unit in our Singapore Police Force! I love you many many <3



Bimbz



Me, April, Wan Lin and Xue Li <3

Cut cake lo:


Bimbos <3



Bookworms <3
(Yes I know don't judge we study together almost everyday)


Why my school sooo many pretty girls? My seniors also super pretty la omg. Everybody pretty except me cause I got fat face cause I always holding the camera cause my friends got short hands HAHA

I love how in UOL and at work everybody thinks I'm from an all girl school. *flips hair* must be the aura laaa hahaha





HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY HEIDY YEO <3

At the party we were playing this game called the.. I have no idea shit. Something like mining and try to form paths and other people will try to block you from getting gold. WHAT GAME IS THAT UH?!



Loser clear cupcakes HAHAHAHA
My forfeit fucking smart I cannot.



Ohohoh I tried breathing in helium for the first time! We sang a birthday song and all.



I got a lot of individual videos that's fucking funny omg I wanna share but.. nevermind show them can already. SO EMBARRASSING LA PLEASE.

April, Andrea (Heidy's sister), Xue Li and I shared Heidy's birthday present:


Clarisonic Mia 2 in white which was sold out almost everywhere except Sephora outlets. (Ps: stole this photo from Google) Heh. So yup finally updated my blog :)

Thursday, 23 October 2014

My Thankful 100th Post

Wow. Time really flies uh?

I started blogging this year on 2nd January, 2014 and now I'm into my 100th post. Amaaazing.

I didn't know I've got that much shit to blog about. Hahaha. But what blows my mind is that people are actually reading about my life, Sarah's life.

Well, I've got no advertorials, no sponsored posts whatsoever hence it's literally about what I've done, where I've been and mainly about me voicing (typing) out my random thoughts.

And you guys read them.

Thank you.



I went through all my previous 99 posts and there's this sentence on repetition: I never intended to be famous, and I never want to be. (Or somewhere along that line HAHA)
But I meant it and I still do mean it.


I'll like to take this time to answer a few questions that are frequently asked:


1." Is Faith your real middle name?"

No. Fortunately or unfortunately it isn't. But soon it'll be, cause I'm thinking of legalising it. It's almost legit already anyways. WTF LOL. People don't go: 'You know Sarah? Yah that Sarah Yong.' They go: 'Eh how you know that Sarah Faith Yong uh?'

Right not, right not?! Because that's exactly how my friends found out I'm their mutual friend. True story.

It started from a random conversation with my girlfriends - Lady Vamps (a clique of 4 during my secondary school days cause our laughters combined can bring the school down. HAHA SEERAIOUSLEE K)

But yeah, we came up with our middle names cause we thought it was coolzxcs like that. But apparently not really uh. You may know some of them namely: Adelind Naomi/Celeste (she couldn't make up her mind) Teng, Jasmine Hannah Tay, Jocelyn Gwen Chua and yours truly.



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2. "Why did you start blogging in the first place?"

My problem la you where not happy? OHMYGOD I'M JUST KIDDINGZ HEHE.

This isn't my first blog, it's my third.

The first one was during secondary school days with that tagboard thingy whereby those 吃饱没事做 anonymous haters would spam like cray cray. Or your friends with blogs too will all tag and link. ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBERS THE LEGENDARY TAGBOARD?
Ps: I honestly believe haters are formed due to jealousy. If they aren't exactly that interested in your life - why are they using a moment of their life that they can't get back, on yours?

The second one was during poly days and I'm too ashamed of bringing this up. Let's just say, Sarah hasn't grown up then uh. *Locked up and throws key away*

Which brings me to my point of why I started a third blog:
As I was saying, I started blogging during this year. 2014 is the year which I turn 21 legally and hence I want to be taken seriously. Okay maybe not that seriously but I know what I type should carry a responsibility of an adult, and I think I've been doing a pretty decent job so far. Throws back to an old post whereby I've been told that I'm a role model so yeah I guess that's a good cross reference.

Sweet 16, glamorous 18 have all gone and if you think about it, legally 21 is literally For The Rest Of Your Breathing Life.

10, 20, or even 30 years down the road, I get to show my kids what their mumsie went through and all. So they don't have to be afraid cause they are not alone. Somethings never change even as generations passes. Also, I think it's pretty cool to see pictures of their mumsie at her prime. Heh heh.

Most importantly; when I look back at the end of the day, I want to hold my heart and know that I've led a fun yet fulfilling life.



I don't wanna have what if(s) and die an unhappy old but hot lady. HAHAHA.



3. "Why do you swear so blatantly?"

I'm a girl, so? I feel comfortable around people who swear. People who aren't afraid to speak their minds. People who don't sugar coat things. People who are as real as how loud my 'fuck you' can be. Release your inhibitions.

I'm so over that stage in life where someone swears and you go 'Orh hor, you swear.. I go tell my mummy.' YEAH GROW UP. My mumsie knows I swear anyways. She let it slide sometimes but I know that she knows that I know that she knows that other times it can't be helped. HAHA.

I mean if you've never swore, maybe it's good for you. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a must to swear. I'm just saying it doesn't make you an angel if you don't swear either. It's okay if you don't swear, just don't judge those who do. What? Healthcare volunteers can't have tattoos? It's just another way of expression.

Society says it's uncouth. Society is also the reason to why you die from pent up stress. It's okay to scold 'fuck' when you're with your closest friends cause you've got a really bad day. Trust me when the moment the word 'fuck' comes out, it's fucking therapeutic.

If your vocabulary is limited, try stringing fuck(s) together with your broken English. It works wonders however way you'd link it. The most versatile word on the planet.

Hahaha but I'm also not telling you to scold little children on the streets uh. Then that one you fucked up already. Lol. Just be open about it. Sometimes it's not as harsh as it sounds, really.

But I do have a secret though.. I know I swear a lot usually but I NEVER SWEAR when I'm angry or emotional. I believe that swearing in an argument only happens when you are lost for words and when you just want to have the last laugh. Ego. That to me just make things worse when both parties are heated and you actually already lost handsdown defeated. So yeah that's my take on vulgarities. It's just a personal thing uh.



I don't know how to end off this post but I guess that's more about me if you'd like to know and oh thank you guys once more for your love and support:



It's not a lot for 10 months but it doesn't have to be. I don't really care who reads, just thank YOU for reading.
Ps: I bet half the numbers come from my mother HAHA she's super supportive.
#MyNumber1Fan
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