Just Ranting

What's with guys and their issues with make up.

I just don't get it.

They say they like girls with little or preferably no make up but when you look at the girls that they can't take their eyes off and you just go like WUT? *roll eyes*

And conversations will always go like this:

(B for Boys, G for Girls and M for me, in short)

B: Wah that girl damn chio (pretty) sia.

G: Where got, okay only lah.

B: You jealous you not as chio right.

G: No, wahlao you got see her make up thick like what not.

B: Really meh?

G: Ya I show you her photo without make up, look like shit really. Even we prettier can.

M: YAAAA EXACTLY

And when I put make up for special occasions or even those not-so-special occasions, conversations will go like this:

(B for Guy Friends and M for Me, in short)

B: Eh you think if I slap your face, the PSI value will increase or not?

B: You testing the effectiveness of Kleenex uh?

M: K *talk to my hand*

And when I don't put make up at all, conversations will forever go like this:

(B for Guy Friends and M for Me, in short)

B: Sarah you okay or not, why you look so pale?

B: EH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DYING.

M: WTF THANKS UH.

SEEEEE! Every single time. Ugh.